…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
Kind of afraid to ask Alan Rickman for his autograph.
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
That escalated quickly.
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
Infinite List Of Favorite Movies
∟Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland 
Alice: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I’ve been told where I must go and who I must be. I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I’ve been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice, but this is my dream. I’ll decide where it goes from here.
Because men do not fear swords. They fear monsters.